by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Inclusive: 45thHighest Drug Use: 53rdNicest Citizens: 61st
The Smokin Green Land of
Left-wing Utopia
May The Course be with you!
Tournament Director
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

DiscGolfLand

Population16.994 billion

CapitalThe Course
LeaderTournament Director
FaithDisc Golf in Nature

CurrencyDisc
AnimalRaptor

The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.994 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,691 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 393,735 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at DiscGolfLand's hospitals, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 6,707th in the world and 75th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,854.97967975628 days.

Top
1%
Most Inclusive: 45thHighest Drug Use: 53rdNicest Citizens: 61stMost Compassionate Citizens: 74thMost Pacifist: 76thMost Cheerful Citizens: 79thHighest Food Quality: 85thLargest Welfare Programs: 95thMost Beautiful Environments: 112thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 118thMost Cultured: 150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 167thMost Advanced Public Education: 174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 182ndLargest Governments: 184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 197thBest Weather: 237thMost Rebellious Youth: 267thMost Efficient Economies: 285thMost Devout: 332ndHighest Poor Incomes: 346thSmartest Citizens: 414thMost Advanced Public Transport: 447thMost Scientifically Advanced: 511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 518thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 519thLargest Publishing Industry: 804thLeast Corrupt Governments: 881stMost Subsidized Industry: 985thHighest Average Incomes: 1,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,218thLowest Crime Rates: 1,415thRudest Citizens: 1,684thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,832ndMost Developed: 1,886thHighest Economic Output: 1,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,268thMost Influential: 2,520thTop
5%
Safest: 3,465thMost Stationary: 6,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,939thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,350thHealthiest Citizens: 15,564thNudest: 18,363rdMost Income Equality: 19,026thLargest Populations: 21,739thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,066th
Top
1%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionTop
5%
Safest: 70th in the regionMost Stationary: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 119th in the regionNudest: 140th in the regionLargest Populations: 146th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 161st in the regionTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Income Equality: 358th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : DiscGolfLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, sex changes are routinely performed at DiscGolfLand's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : DiscGolfLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : DiscGolfLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups.

More...

Report