Population | 16.994 billion |
Capital | The Course |
Leader | Tournament Director |
Faith | Disc Golf in Nature |
Currency | Disc |
Animal | Raptor |
The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.994 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,691 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 393,735 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sex changes are routinely performed at DiscGolfLand's hospitals, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.
DiscGolfLand is ranked 6,707th in the world and 75th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,854.97967975628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : DiscGolfLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, sex changes are routinely performed at DiscGolfLand's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : DiscGolfLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : DiscGolfLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 99 » Sindria, Tropical Isles, Twisted Duality, Glorious Existence, Shaktirajya, Greg Tucker, Fallgriffin, Moriari, Greynne, The Undivided, Condonohia, Lynier, Orcatortugs, Dilber, Pandaland II, Mediobogdum, IndyCar Racing, New Belia, Nas Crustium, Bucals Kagotoaion, Triestine, San Diego Islands, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Aldesport, Thessalian, Willow Gate, Podium, Muad-Dib, Ingentis Novus, Marina Nova, Av Libertas Vindex, Q The Almighty, Jigsland, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Tithio, Albyion Kingdom, Neulant, Futuo, Astra Prime, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Apexiala, Guitermot, Hongg Kong, Safiz, Nes Repuland, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Zuriath, and 49 others.Crickoworse, East Pal Giulia, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Great Jameston, The United Republic of Westend, Guam-North Mariana, Savitri, Laudesia, Liberillia, Occidius, Algueneia, Timmylandington, Omphalos, Maharanidesh, Fotisdia, Mediocre Talents, Hyperion Towers, Dreamers for Hope, Ulinzistan, Diet coke enjoyers, Grand All-Ardanian Synmachy, Arkengia, Succedania, Tsangenya, United Korinthia, Rengum in Lingo, Haestrom, Taylor Allison Swift, Brethenshep, Rotvania, Wickedly evil people, Kabirstan, Wooo, Darkesia, Xebloso, Wealdstone, Koerle, Libertasi, Risani, Nacaome, Isachile Tum, Antahbrantahstan, Zoran, All Good People, RelentlessPirates, Hexion, Pushistia, and Eyluvmenia.