The Democratic Union of Deathfall is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Johnathan Atwood with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 15.103 billion Deathfallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairo. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deathfallian economy, worth a remarkable 2,884 trillion kronor a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,957 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, and self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers. Crime is totally unknown. Deathfall's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Deathfall is ranked 285,956^th in the world and 10,782^nd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -450.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.