The Republic of Cyprus- is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 5.305 billion Cyprus-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cyprus-ian economy, worth 381 trillion francs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,896 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyprus-'s national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cyprus- is ranked 108,829^th in the world and 116^th in Countries of the World for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 44.31 Effective Tax Rate.