The Colony of CrystalMeth is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 1.248 billion CrystalMethians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped CrystalMethian economy, worth 29.5 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,627 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrystalMeth's national animal is the horse.

CrystalMeth is ranked 168,505^th in the world and 17^th in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 571.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.