The Republic of Consul87 is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 399 million Consul87ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Consul87ian economy, worth 23.4 trillion baht a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,637 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, teens graduate from front of house retail to the frontlines of war, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consul87's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Consul87 is ranked 120,789^th in the world and 144^th in Lower Llobregat for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 660.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.