The Republic of Consul67 is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 369 million Consul67ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.
The strong Consul67ian economy, worth 22.9 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,977 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, Leader isn't a national brand, and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consul67's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Consul67 is ranked 81,104th in the world and 40th in Lower Llobregat for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,722.16 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Consul67, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
- : Following new legislation in
Consul67, Leader isn't a national brand.
- : Following new legislation in
Consul67, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
- : Following new legislation in
Consul67, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in
Consul67, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists.
- : Following new legislation in
Consul67, the Consul67 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
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Consul67, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Following new legislation in
Consul67, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in
Consul67, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Following new legislation in
Consul67, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.












