The Constitutional Monarchy of Consul13 is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 839 million Consul13ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Consul13ian economy, worth 69.7 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,082 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consul13's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Consul13 is ranked 122,039^th in the world and 91^st in Lower Llobregat for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,186.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.