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Most Advanced Public Education: 260thMost Pacifist: 382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 465th
The Free Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Home of the free and disgusting
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Coffin-Breathe

Population27.065 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares
Faiththere are no gods

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.065 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 5,696 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 210,456 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 27,672nd in the world and 3rd in Greifenreservat for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 260thMost Pacifist: 382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 465thLargest Welfare Programs: 489thMost Cultured: 505thLeast Corrupt Governments: 535thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 558thLargest Publishing Industry: 560thMost Developed: 596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 597thMost Beautiful Environments: 639thLongest Average Lifespans: 658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 674thHealthiest Citizens: 683rdSmartest Citizens: 731stSafest: 741stHighest Food Quality: 753rdMost Secular: 842ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 853rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 954thMost Rebellious Youth: 956thNicest Citizens: 987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,065thLargest Governments: 1,107thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,430thMost Inclusive: 1,551stBest Weather: 1,673rdHighest Economic Output: 1,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,428thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,173rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,537thHighest Average Incomes: 6,433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,571stMost Efficient Economies: 7,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,509thMost Influential: 11,902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,950thTop
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Most Stationary: 18,424thMost Income Equality: 19,348thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,997th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, glamping Coffin-Breathren won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.

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