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Most Advanced Public Education: 296thMost Pacifist: 454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 572nd
The Free Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Home of the free and disgusting
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Coffin-Breathe

Population26.083 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares
Faiththere are no gods

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.083 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 4,939 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,376 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 254,630th in the world and 3rd in Greifenreservat for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -38.24 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 296thMost Pacifist: 454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 599thMost Cultured: 663rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 674thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 698thLargest Welfare Programs: 701stMost Developed: 765thMost Rebellious Youth: 780thMost Beautiful Environments: 805thMost Secular: 817thHealthiest Citizens: 870thLongest Average Lifespans: 872ndSmartest Citizens: 901stSafest: 903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 932ndHighest Food Quality: 967thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,042ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,241stNicest Citizens: 1,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,266thLargest Governments: 1,555thMost Inclusive: 1,965thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,977thLowest Crime Rates: 2,074thBest Weather: 2,227thHighest Economic Output: 2,378thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,381stHighest Average Incomes: 8,071stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,704thMost Influential: 11,923rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,403rdMost Stationary: 19,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,353rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.

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