The █████ ██████ ██████ of CLASSIFIED is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.449 billion ███████ ███ are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ███████████ █████████. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The ███████ ███ ████ ██ ████ economy, worth 236 trillion █████████ ████████s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,323 █████████ ████████s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, eminent domain has been abolished, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CLASSIFIED's national animal is the ██████ ████, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CLASSIFIED is ranked 113,962^nd in the world and 1^st in the Company for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 69.88 Workforce Participation Rate.