The Jingoistic States of Chingdatmandemstylez is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 45 million Chingdatmandemstylezians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The powerhouse Chingdatmandemstylezian economy, worth 3.28 trillion Kuwaiti Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 72,982 Kuwaiti Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,027 per year while the poor average 17,480, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime is moderate. Chingdatmandemstylez's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chingdatmandemstylez is ranked 97,996^th in the world and 307^th in Concord for Most Developed, scoring 62.24 on the Human Development Index.