The Democratic Republic of Chewion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ryan Carter with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.765 billion Chewonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chewonia. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chewonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,053 trillion Chellars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,614 Chellars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, Chewonian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless', and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chewion's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pentecostal Christianity.

Chewion is ranked 97,685^th in the world and 1^st in Carteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,447.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.