The ɒ|uᴎɒqmɒƆ of Campanula is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Campanula with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.464 billion REDACTED are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Lunar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse REDACTED economy, worth 788 trillion Robuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,357 Robuxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,417 per year while the poor average 21,058, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Campanula's national animal is the Jackdaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarchy.

Campanula is ranked 291,807^th in the world and 1^st in The Sociopathic Society for Lowest Crime Rates, with 12.16 law-abiding acts per hour.