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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,288thMost Avoided: 5,372nd
The Slippery Slope of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Happiness is overrated. So is survival
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Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cain O-N Dp v1

Population1.03 billion

CapitalNedland City
LeaderDowner Donna
FaithA bloody religion

Currencyrumu
Animalcanary

The Slippery Slope of Cain O-N Dp v1 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Downer Donna with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.03 billion Nedlanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nedland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.7%.

The Nedlandian economy, worth 59.3 trillion rumus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,594 rumus, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, vegetarianism is compulsory, and tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cain O-N Dp v1's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is A bloody religion.

Cain O-N Dp v1 is ranked 212,031st in the world and 50th in Rocain Labs for Most Average, scoring 23.77 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,288thMost Avoided: 5,372ndMost Armed: 6,348thMost Conservative: 6,532ndNudest: 7,775thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,705thMost Primitive: 12,259thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,215thMost Devout: 13,362ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,612thLargest Black Market: 22,799th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cain O-N Dp v1, tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels.
  • : Cain O-N Dp v1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cain O-N Dp v1, vegetarianism is compulsory.
  • : Cain O-N Dp v1 changed its national faith to "A bloody religion".
  • : Cain O-N Dp v1 changed its national faith to "Violentism".
  • : Cain O-N Dp v1 changed its national faith to "Violetism".
  • : Following new legislation in Cain O-N Dp v1, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries.
  • : Cain O-N Dp v1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Cain O-N Dp v1, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Cain O-N Dp v1, the military lends out its new fighter jets as easily as a good neighbor lending out his garden tools.

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