Population | 46.347 billion |
Capital | Tulipolis |
Leader | Ballo |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Lev |
Animal | Penguin |
The Free Democracy of Ballotonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ballo with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.347 billion Ballons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulipolis. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ballotonian economy, worth an astonishing 15,331 trillion Levs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 330,792 Levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the atmosphere in Ballotonian boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime is totally unknown. Ballotonia's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Ballotonia is ranked 23,466th in the world and 13th in Nederland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.66 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, the atmosphere in Ballotonian boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, procrastination is a national sport.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ballotonia, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Ballotonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Ballotonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.