The Asta's Pet of Anonymouse is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.274 billion Anonymouseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Anonymousean economy, worth a remarkable 1,265 trillion cheeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,733 cheeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have tenure, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anonymouse's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anonymouse is ranked 80,290^th in the world and 5^th in Cabbage Land for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,218.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.