The More Less Revived old-Main of Andzhalswoodosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Eternal Adam Watkins with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.653 billion Andzhalswoodosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeutikiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Andzhalswoodosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,571 trillion ANDROZHALS a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 191,461 ANDROZHALS, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Andzhalswoodosians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and property subletting is going underground. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andzhalswoodosia's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Peotestantism.

Andzhalswoodosia is ranked 27,243^rd in the world and 1^st in The Aeutik Sphere for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.44 law-abiding acts per hour.