The Kingdom of Almannmark is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 179 million Almanna have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The strong Almanna economy, worth 10.2 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,080 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, genetic researchers have been expelled, and families make most of their annual income from government benefits. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almannmark's national animal is the Black Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Almannmark is ranked 214,869^th in the world and 77^th in Der Leibwache for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,165.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.