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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,996thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,720thHealthiest Citizens: 4,752nd
The Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
How far will you go for Absolon?
Supreme Commissar Heraclius
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Absolon-7

Population15.458 billion

CapitalAbsolon
LeaderSupreme Commissar Heraclius
FaithWaifuism

Currencywaifu coins
AnimalMoose

The Socialist Republic of Absolon-7 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Commissar Heraclius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.458 billion Absols are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Absolon. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolen economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion waifu coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,117 waifu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waifuism.

Absolon-7 is ranked 10,384th in the world and 1st in The Absalom Realm for Best Weather, with 210 meters of sunlight.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,996thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,720thHealthiest Citizens: 4,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,755thNicest Citizens: 4,865thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,665thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,894thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,103rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,605thMost Developed: 7,698thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,749thMost Cultured: 8,170thLargest Governments: 8,248thHighest Economic Output: 8,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,793rdSafest: 8,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,139thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,609thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,088thBest Weather: 10,384thMost Efficient Economies: 11,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,978thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,013thMost Pacifist: 12,069thSmartest Citizens: 12,397thHighest Food Quality: 12,737thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,174thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,149thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,384thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,373rdMost Secular: 15,642ndMost Influential: 16,084thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,290thHighest Average Incomes: 16,749thMost Patriotic: 18,067thLargest Populations: 18,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,808thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,535th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Absolon-7 published "r/PoliticalCompassMemes Worldbuilding Project WIP" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Absolon-7 published "My Political Tests" (Meta: Reference).

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