Population | 15.458 billion |
Capital | Absolon |
Leader | Supreme Commissar Heraclius |
Faith | Waifuism |
Currency | waifu coins |
Animal | Moose |
The Socialist Republic of Absolon-7 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Commissar Heraclius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.458 billion Absols are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Absolon. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolen economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion waifu coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,117 waifu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waifuism.
Absolon-7 is ranked 10,384th in the world and 1st in The Absalom Realm for Best Weather, with 210 meters of sunlight.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Absolon-7, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
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Absolon-7, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
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Absolon-7, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
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Absolon-7, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
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Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
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Absolon-7 published "r/PoliticalCompassMemes Worldbuilding Project WIP" (Meta: Reference).
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Absolon-7 published "My Political Tests" (Meta: Reference).