The Lesbian Waifu Imperium of Absolon-7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Bismarck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.592 billion Absols are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolen economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion waifu coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 141,504 waifu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waifuism.

Absolon-7 is ranked 3,421^st in the world and 1^st in The Absalom Realm for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.