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Most Primitive: 2,213thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,728thLargest Mining Sector: 13,996th
The Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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97SQN

Population2.79 billion

Currencybaht
AnimalEagle

The Colony of 97SQN is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.79 billion 97SQNians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong 97SQNian economy, worth 202 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,496 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 97SQN's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

97SQN is ranked 116,812th in the world and 4,430th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 459.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,213thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,728thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 13,996thMost Devout: 17,706th
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Most Primitive: 120th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 469th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 673rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 97SQN was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : 97SQN was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in 97SQN, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
  • : Following new legislation in 97SQN, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in 97SQN, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in 97SQN, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in 97SQN, dessert dishes make up the 97SQNian breakfast menu.
  • : 97SQN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in 97SQN, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in 97SQN, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.

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