The Former nation of 95X is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ficus with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.998 billion 95Xers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacific City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 95X economy, worth a remarkable 5,265 trillion Transfers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 188,072 Transfers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,081,553 per year while the poor average 15,698, a ratio of 68.9 to 1.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the government has enacted freedom of information, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 95X's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

95X is ranked 149,784^th in the world and 106^th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10 on the Kitten Softness Rating.