The Cascade Island of 95X is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaimana Eightysecond with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.922 billion 95Xers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacific City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 95X economy, worth a remarkable 6,348 trillion Transfers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 192,837 Transfers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 987,308 per year while the poor average 20,680, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 95X's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

95X is ranked 793^rd in the world and 4^th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 13,353.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.