The Republic of 90086 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its feral children, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.56 billion 90086ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 90086ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,721 9003s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,640 per year while the poor average 36,822, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and appendix transplant figures have recently doubled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90086's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90086 is ranked 39,946^th in the world and 63^rd in Big Farma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.71 law-abiding acts per hour.