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Most Primitive: 4,114thLargest Black Market: 5,947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,512th
The Protectorate of
Moralistic Democracy
9003
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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90077

Population6.719 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Protectorate of 90077 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.719 billion 90077ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 90077ian economy, worth 858 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,821 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cautiously opted to support women's suffrage, ill and injured visitors in 90077 have to walk it off until they return home, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90077's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90077 is ranked 186,723rd in the world and 142nd in Big Farma for Most Avoided, scoring 1.81 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Primitive: 4,114thLargest Black Market: 5,947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,512thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,220thMost Devout: 7,242ndMost Patriotic: 7,539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,023rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,770thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,036thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,534thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,049thMost Efficient Economies: 19,581stLargest Mining Sector: 19,741stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,764thHighest Average Incomes: 22,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,735thHighest Economic Output: 26,511thBest Weather: 27,479th
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Most Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 90077 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in 90077, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in 90077, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in 90077, ill and injured visitors in 90077 have to walk it off until they return home.
  • : 90077 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in 90077, the government has cautiously opted to support women's suffrage.
  • : 90077 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in 90077, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in 90077, the nation has nearly as many history museums as 90077ians.
  • : Following new legislation in 90077, 90077 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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