The Protectorate of 90077 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.719 billion 90077ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 90077ian economy, worth 858 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,821 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cautiously opted to support women's suffrage, ill and injured visitors in 90077 have to walk it off until they return home, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90077's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90077 is ranked 186,723^rd in the world and 142^nd in Big Farma for Most Avoided, scoring 1.81 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.