Population | 10.323 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Oppressed Peoples of 90076 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.323 billion 90076ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.6%.
The frighteningly efficient 90076ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,873 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 181,519 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.
You can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in 90076's many privately-owned prisons, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 90076's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
90076 is ranked 35,907th in the world and 58th in Big Farma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.52 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 90076, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in 90076, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
- : Following new legislation in 90076, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in 90076's many privately-owned prisons.
- : Following new legislation in 90076, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
- : Following new legislation in 90076, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
- : 90076 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in 90076, 90076 City is a police state during international summits.
- : Following new legislation in 90076, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in 90076, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in 90076, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.