by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 207thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,381stLargest Black Market: 3,735th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49
WA Delegate / Rightful Delegate of the Wellspring
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.234 billion



The Republic of 9006 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by TNP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.234 billion NPAers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 9006ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Rums a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,591 Rums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Antacids top everyone's Maxxmas list, the army consists of only generals and grunts, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 9006's national animal is the Rum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flema.

9006 is ranked 21,439th in the world and 74th in The Wellspring for Most Primitive, scoring 83.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 207thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,381stLargest Black Market: 3,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,573rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,054thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,575thNudest: 8,620thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,640thMost Armed: 9,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,298thLargest Mining Sector: 10,462ndMost Influential: 10,573rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,318thMost Efficient Economies: 11,744thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,973rdHighest Economic Output: 12,741stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,998thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,064thMost Devout: 15,160thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,029thHighest Average Incomes: 20,014thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,361stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,801stMost Primitive: 21,439thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,644thMost Patriotic: 25,081stMost Avoided: 28,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,432ndLargest Populations: 30,656thLargest Governments: 30,913th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the region

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