Population | 10.334 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Fiefdom of 90051 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.334 billion 90051ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.7%.
The frighteningly efficient 90051ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion 9003s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,126 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90051's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
90051 is ranked 26,644th in the world and 1st in What on earth is this8 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.82 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 90051, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in 90051, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.