Population | 10.223 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Incorporated States of 90044 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.223 billion 90044ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.
The frighteningly efficient 90044ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,947 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 190,549 9003s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 620,833 per year while the poor average 44,029, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.
Most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90044's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
90044 is ranked 301,925th in the world and 1st in What on earth is this1 for Most Cultured, scoring 37 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 90044 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in 90044, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
- : Following new legislation in 90044, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in 90044, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in 90044, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Following new legislation in 90044, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in 90044, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in 90044, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in 90044, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
- : 90044 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Transport, and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.