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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117thMost Avoided: 127th
The Nation formally by the name of
Father Knows Best State
They're taking the friends to Gold town
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

9003

Population19.614 billion

CapitalAngband
LeaderThe Zombie Goblin
Faith9002ism

Currencygold bar
Animalhuman

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.614 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 5,659 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 288,542 gold bars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,582,252 per year while the poor average 26,796, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, Slave to the man farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, and nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 247,880th in the world and 9,686th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.79 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117thMost Avoided: 127thFattest Citizens: 148thLargest Mining Sector: 216thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 258thMost Armed: 292ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 297thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 466thLargest Insurance Industry: 519thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 727thHighest Crime Rates: 729thHighest Disposable Incomes: 737thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 838thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 884thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,094thMost Primitive: 1,324thHighest Economic Output: 1,796thLargest Retail Industry: 2,051stHighest Average Incomes: 2,425thMost Devout: 2,476thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,349thLargest Black Market: 4,567thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,107thMost Efficient Economies: 6,604thNudest: 7,415thLargest Populations: 9,075thMost Influential: 11,153rdTop
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Largest Governments: 14,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,910thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,256thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,576th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Primitive: 36th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionMost Devout: 90th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115th in the regionLargest Black Market: 120th in the regionLargest Populations: 140th in the regionRudest Citizens: 162nd in the regionNudest: 196th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 352nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 433rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 707th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 806th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 921st in the regionMost Stationary: 924th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 9003, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, Slave to the man farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
  • : 9003 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, the nation is going green.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, when you fly on Air 9003 you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.

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