by Max Barry

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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311
Most Valuable International Artwork: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thFattest Citizens: 52nd
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Population25.186 billion


Currency𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏

The of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.186 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 8,740 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 347,049 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,228,552 per year while the poor average 3,403, a ratio of 948 to 1.

The government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, the Small Council has more than a little influence, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 166,728th in the world and 3,714th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 744.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thFattest Citizens: 52ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 79thMost Avoided: 91stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 104thMost Primitive: 140thMost Corrupt Governments: 163rdHighest Crime Rates: 198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 204thMost Armed: 224thLargest Mining Sector: 238thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 330thHighest Drug Use: 331stHighest Disposable Incomes: 513thRudest Citizens: 524thLargest Retail Industry: 541stLargest Insurance Industry: 548thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 811thHighest Economic Output: 1,162ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,543rdMost Patriotic: 1,705thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,741stHighest Average Incomes: 1,827thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,980thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,364thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,436thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,844thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,470thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,679thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,062ndLargest Governments: 6,461stLargest Populations: 8,127thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,201stMost Secular: 12,831stMost Influential: 13,025thNudest: 13,744thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,944thMost Pro-Market: 23,968thLargest Black Market: 24,735th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 100th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 158th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 234th in the regionNudest: 297th in the regionLargest Governments: 298th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 349th in the regionLargest Black Market: 371st in the regionMost Secular: 425th in the region

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