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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 158th Most Avoided: 188th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 239th
The Nation formally by the name of
Psychotic Dictatorship
They're taking the friends to Isengrade
The Great Goblin
Influence
Ambassador
WA Delegate / Mouth of Sauron
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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9003

Population14.693 billion

CapitalMordor
LeaderThe Great Goblin
Faith9002ism

Currencygold bar
Animalhuman

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Goblin with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.693 billion public filth are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 4,589 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,390 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, and national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 133,462nd in the world and 31st in Mordor for Highest Drug Use, scoring 19.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 158thMost Avoided: 188thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 239thMost Corrupt Governments: 243rdLargest Mining Sector: 244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 325thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 352ndLargest Insurance Industry: 439thFattest Citizens: 566thHighest Disposable Incomes: 582ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 613thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 651stHighest Poor Incomes: 875thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 877thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,012thLargest Black Market: 1,016thHighest Average Incomes: 1,371stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,682ndHighest Economic Output: 1,684thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,776thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,898thLargest Retail Industry: 2,308thMost Devout: 2,933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,957thMost Armed: 3,018thNudest: 4,231stMost Stationary: 4,294thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,909thMost Conservative: 6,784thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,770thMost Authoritarian: 7,903rdMost Influential: 8,044thLowest Crime Rates: 8,533rdLargest Populations: 9,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,976thLargest Governments: 10,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,714thRudest Citizens: 13,285th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 9003, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, the only place where one can see the Slave to the man cherry tree is in a museum.
  • : 9003 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : 9003 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in 9003, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Nyyx, BlazingAngel, and Gonzlandia.

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