The Ironically Self-Aware of 6ixDaze is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Falconias with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 9.103 billion Dazeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iron Bay. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 6ixDazean economy, worth 295 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,424 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, Falconias's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, contestants on 6ixDaze's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 6ixDaze's national animal is the chocolate squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Defenderism.

6ixDaze is ranked 106,052^nd in the world and 4^th in Founderless for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.16 law-abiding acts per hour.