The Republic of 67 reasons is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 672 million 67 reasonsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong 67 reasonsian economy, worth 28.3 trillion Golden Tigers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,116 Golden Tigers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,802 per year while the poor average 7,782, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, you're only as old as you feel, and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 67 reasons's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

67 reasons is ranked 154,944^th in the world and 10,001^st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,496.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.