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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,415thLargest Governments: 1,526th
The Federal Republic Patagonia of
New York Times Democracy
One People One Destiny
President Mallory Kennedy
Founder / Minster of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.273 billion

LeaderPresident Mallory Kennedy

CurrencyPatagonian Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Federal Republic Patagonia of 5years is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Mallory Kennedy with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.273 billion Patagonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 5yearsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Patagonian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,722 Patagonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The team in charge of creating a new writing system have spent months deciding whether or not to use serif or sans-serif characters, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5years's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

5years is ranked 9,441st in the world and 4th in Independent Nations for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 420,601.77 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,415thLargest Governments: 1,526thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,700thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,167thHealthiest Citizens: 2,298thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,316thLowest Crime Rates: 2,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,900thMost Developed: 2,984thMost Inclusive: 3,140thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,324thMost Cultured: 3,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,004thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,130thNicest Citizens: 4,132ndSmartest Citizens: 4,548thSafest: 4,577thHighest Average Incomes: 4,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,025thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,106thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,158thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,370thMost Devout: 5,631stHighest Economic Output: 5,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,180thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,023rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,047thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,441stBest Weather: 9,801stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,847thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,427thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,501stMost Pacifist: 18,200th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the region

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