by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 878th Largest Governments: 1,464th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,583rd
The Kingdom Patagonia-Westberg of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are one!
Queen Victoria Hanover'll
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.819 billion

CapitalCity Hall District
LeaderQueen Victoria Hanover'll

CurrencyWestbergain Dollar

The Kingdom Patagonia-Westberg of 5years is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Victoria Hanover'll with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.819 billion Patagonian-Westbergains have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Hall District. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 5yearsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Westbergain Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,429 Westbergain Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Queen Victoria Hanover'll's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5years's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

5years is ranked 3,859th in the world and 3rd in Union of Justice for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 78.71 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 878thLargest Governments: 1,464thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,583rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,705thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,208thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,417thLowest Crime Rates: 2,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,773rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,861stMost Developed: 2,899thMost Inclusive: 2,913thMost Cultured: 3,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,943rdNicest Citizens: 3,980thHighest Average Incomes: 4,167thSmartest Citizens: 4,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,608thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,791stSafest: 4,845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,297thMost Devout: 5,304thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,800thHighest Economic Output: 6,082ndMost Pacifist: 6,271stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,248thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,297thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,203rdBest Weather: 10,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,025thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,845thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,654th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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