The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.647 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 885 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 242,893 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 236,155^th in the world and 9,673^rd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 3 Cheeks Turned Per Day.