The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.428 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 8.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 517 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 213,005 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 5,270^th in the world and 145^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,602.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.