The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.528 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 222,540 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 25,217^th in the world and 1,367^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 77.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.