The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 911 million Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 16.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 142 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,523 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, anti-government web sites are springing up, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 20,890^th in the world and 1,007^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.