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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 271stRudest Citizens: 561stMost Influential: 683rd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Edward VII
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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5 kingdoms of Britannia

Population8.744 billion

CapitalLondon Proper
LeaderEdward VII


The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.744 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 260,458 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, it is said that a British woman's work is never done, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 15,858th in the world and 489th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,191.68 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 271stRudest Citizens: 561stMost Influential: 683rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,605thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,739thLargest Retail Industry: 1,761stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,656thMost Patriotic: 3,109thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,553rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,626thHighest Average Incomes: 3,935thMost Armed: 4,480thSmartest Citizens: 5,821stMost Secular: 5,969thMost Efficient Economies: 6,036thMost Developed: 6,195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,806thHealthiest Citizens: 7,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,882ndHighest Economic Output: 9,179thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,338thLargest Mining Sector: 11,471stLargest Governments: 12,061stLargest Black Market: 14,268thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,858thMost Stationary: 17,042ndMost Cultured: 21,043rdHighest Food Quality: 22,560thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,603rd
Rudest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 137th in the regionMost Armed: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 182nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 230th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 247th in the regionLargest Black Market: 255th in the regionMost Secular: 274th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 306th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 318th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 334th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 350th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Stationary: 446th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 513th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 558th in the regionLargest Governments: 609th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 640th in the regionLargest Populations: 781st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 792nd in the regionNudest: 867th in the region

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