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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 334th Most Influential: 1,351st Rudest Citizens: 2,255th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Political Freedom

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5 kingdoms of Britannia

Population911 million

CapitalLondon Proper
LeaderEdward VII


The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 911 million Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 16.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 142 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,523 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, anti-government web sites are springing up, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 20,890th in the world and 1,007th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 334thMost Influential: 1,351stTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,697thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,783rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,304thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,643rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,044thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,575thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,631stHighest Average Incomes: 11,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,637thMost Average: 12,598thMost Armed: 12,983rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,019thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,953rd
Rudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Average: 178th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 188th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 394th in the regionMost Armed: 396th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 476th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Influential: 528th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 539th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 593rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 622nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 676th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 705th in the region

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