The Join Lily of 58th Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The quiet, industrious population of 11.923 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 366 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,751 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, builders across 58th Catgirl Division are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 58th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

58th Catgirl Division is ranked 130,512^th in the world and 2,526^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.69 law-abiding acts per hour.