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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,509th Largest Gambling Industry: 10,603rd Most Pro-Market: 12,721st
The Protectorate of
Corporate Bordello
For King and Liberty.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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3th Royal Guard Battalion

Population110 million


The Protectorate of 3th Royal Guard Battalion is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 110 million 3th Royal Guard Battalionians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving 3th Royal Guard Battalionian economy, worth 7.23 trillion Gagis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,768 Gagis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,797 per year while the poor average 13,415, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 3th Royal Guard Battalion's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

3th Royal Guard Battalion is ranked 65,836th in the world and 2,488th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,509thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 10,603rdMost Pro-Market: 12,721stLargest Retail Industry: 15,360th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 327th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 413th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 452nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 583rd in the region

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