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The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pi squared over six. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 3 14159265358979323846264ian economy, worth 717 trillion coins with a name that's a bit too longs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 89,322 coins with a name that's a bit too longs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3 14159265358979323846264's national animal is the tapeworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

3 14159265358979323846264 is ranked 22,441^st in the world and 590^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.18 law-abiding acts per hour.