The Oppressed Peoples of 394894879834895io is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Augusto Pinochet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.391 billion 394894879834895ions are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wallstreet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The large but sluggish 394894879834895ionese economy, worth 285 trillion Grands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,458 Grands, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 82,746 per year while the poor average 7,103, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, Augusto Pinochet has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Augusto Pinochet is the self-declared God of all 394894879834895io. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 394894879834895io's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

394894879834895io is ranked 229,227^th in the world and 74^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 544.98 on the Societal Mobility Rating.