The Join Lily of 38th Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 11.887 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 494 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,572 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 38th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily.

38th Catgirl Division is ranked 137,763^rd in the world and 2,800^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.03 law-abiding acts per hour.