The Join Lily of 36-Sweeze is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 11.318 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 416 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,837 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 36-Sweeze's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

36-Sweeze is ranked 158,981^st in the world and 3,681^st in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.24 law-abiding acts per hour.