The Dictatorship of 2nd level of hell is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.472 billion 2nd level of hellians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming 2nd level of hellian economy, worth 357 trillion souls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,590 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, winceyette robes are a popular Violetine's Day gift, and planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2nd level of hell's national animal is the demon thrall, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
2nd level of hell is ranked 269,947th in the world and 10th in free land for Fattest Citizens, with 5.2 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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2nd level of hell, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color".
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2nd level of hell, winceyette robes are a popular Violetine's Day gift.
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2nd level of hell, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
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2nd level of hell, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
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2nd level of hell, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
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2nd level of hell, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in 2nd level of hell is often a lifetime appointment.
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2nd level of hell, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
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2nd level of hell, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
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2nd level of hell, the nation is going green.
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2nd level of hell, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.