The Republikki Gröllänatienale of 2nd Apil Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Akkorian Talenteii with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.781 billion Apil People have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiopella. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 2nd Apil economy, worth 190 trillion Apil-Aupans a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,064 Apil-Aupans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, Akkorian Talenteii's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, every workday begins with group therapy, and atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2nd Apil Republic's national animal is the War Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

2nd Apil Republic is ranked 118,445^th in the world and 62^nd in Mitteleuropa for Most Primitive, scoring -27.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.