The Republic of 2haon is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.614 billion 2haonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 2haonian economy, worth 432 trillion second best currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 119,781 second best currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2haon's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
2haon is ranked 66,209th in the world and 2,076th in Two for Most Patriotic, with 27.14 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 2haon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in 2haon, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
