The Signed 32-bit int limit of 2147483647 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.396 billion 2147483647ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 2147483647ian economy, worth 229 trillion 2147483647s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,614 2147483647s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", surveillance cameras are banned, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2147483647's national animal is the 2147483647.

2147483647 is ranked 16,823^rd in the world and 9^th in Passacaglia for Most Authoritarian, with 3,405.85 milliStalins.