by Max Barry

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1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,055th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,789th Most Influential: 1,981st
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.464 billion 1 Infinite Loopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,954 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 112,082nd in the world and 5,057th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 11.79 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 1,055thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,789thMost Influential: 1,981stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,455thBest Weather: 4,206thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,290thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,885thSafest: 7,104thMost Stationary: 7,896thSmartest Citizens: 8,527thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,715thLowest Crime Rates: 11,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,071stHealthiest Citizens: 12,605th
Largest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 110th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 140th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 156th in the regionSafest: 162nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 353rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 354th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 504th in the regionLargest Governments: 515th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 544th in the regionMost Cultured: 704th in the regionLargest Black Market: 719th in the region

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