by Max Barry

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1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,033rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,679th Most Influential: 2,047th
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.025 billion 1 Infinite Loopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 39,556 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 178,226th in the world and 8,016th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -22.09 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,033rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,679thTop
Most Influential: 2,047thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,458thBest Weather: 4,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,939thSafest: 7,065thMost Stationary: 7,481stSmartest Citizens: 8,877thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,232ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,534thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,509thLowest Crime Rates: 10,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,291stHealthiest Citizens: 12,881st
Largest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 122nd in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 133rd in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionSafest: 163rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 247th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 303rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 354th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 441st in the regionLargest Governments: 467th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 532nd in the regionMost Cultured: 573rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 673rd in the region

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