1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,063rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,626th Most Influential: 2,016th
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.226 billion 1 Infinite Loopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,954 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 119,126th in the world and 4,981st in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Populations: 1,063rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,626thTop
Most Influential: 2,016thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,681stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,488thBest Weather: 4,585thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,814thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,505thSafest: 7,697thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,685thMost Stationary: 10,160thHighest Economic Output: 10,869thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,037thLowest Crime Rates: 12,069thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,584thHealthiest Citizens: 12,907th
Largest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionSafest: 162nd in the regionMost Stationary: 163rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 261st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 328th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 342nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 510th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 519th in the regionMost Cultured: 713th in the regionLargest Black Market: 726th in the region

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