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Most Cheerful Citizens: 136th Most Cultured: 163rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 295th
The Allied Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Allied Emperor Tiberius V
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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13 Court Gaurd Squads

Population19.645 billion

CapitalZevnenwick
LeaderAllied Emperor Tiberius V
FaithFollowers of the Apocalypse

CurrencyFrenten
AnimalVoid

The Allied Empire of 13 Court Gaurd Squads is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Allied Emperor Tiberius V with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.645 billion Imperials are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zevnenwick. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 5,899 trillion Frentens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 300,324 Frentens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for 13 Court Gaurd Squads, 13 Court Gaurd Squads's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 13 Court Gaurd Squads's national animal is the Void, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Followers of the Apocalypse.

13 Court Gaurd Squads is ranked 539th in the world and 16th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 38.22 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 136thMost Cultured: 163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 310thLargest Governments: 317thMost Developed: 323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 360thLargest Publishing Industry: 361stLongest Average Lifespans: 387thSmartest Citizens: 444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 444thLargest Welfare Programs: 468thMost Beautiful Environments: 512thHighest Poor Incomes: 524thHealthiest Citizens: 539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 542ndMost Pacifist: 570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 571stMost Advanced Public Education: 638thLowest Crime Rates: 648thMost Inclusive: 711thNicest Citizens: 721stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 739thHighest Economic Output: 1,068thMost Efficient Economies: 1,206thBest Weather: 1,338thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,551stHighest Average Incomes: 1,622ndSafest: 1,755thMost Devout: 1,895thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,113thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,279thLargest Populations: 5,404thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,882ndMost Influential: 11,553rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,489thMost Stationary: 13,617th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, 13 Court Gaurd Squads's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, there's a bright dawn ahead for 13 Court Gaurd Squads.
  • : 13 Court Gaurd Squads was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, Zevnenwick spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, Imperial housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Allied Emperor Tiberius V.
  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in 13 Court Gaurd Squads, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia.

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