The Republic of 12 Mirrormind is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.184 billion 12 Mirrormindians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The 12 Mirrormindian economy, worth 422 trillion marks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,048 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 12 Mirrormind's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

12 Mirrormind is ranked 81,476^th in the world and 2,068^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.32 law-abiding acts per hour.