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Most Primitive: 1,716thLargest Mining Sector: 3,499thHighest Crime Rates: 4,433rd
The Colony of
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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1050267

Population2.194 billion

Currency131514525
Animal1951822112

The Colony of 1050267 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.194 billion 1050267ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.9%.

The powerhouse 1050267ian economy, worth 157 trillion 131514525s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,604 131514525s, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and chain casinos dominate the national gambling market. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. 1050267's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050267 is ranked 246,807th in the world and 622nd in Willow Farm for Smartest Citizens, with 1.49 quips per hour.

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Most Primitive: 1,716thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,499thHighest Crime Rates: 4,433rdMost Avoided: 4,815thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,304thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 13,645thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,076thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,258thMost Secular: 17,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,207thLargest Black Market: 19,179thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,229thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,998th
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Healthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionMost Primitive: 62nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 1050267 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, chain casinos dominate the national gambling market.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050267, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.

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