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Most Primitive: 2,447thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,365th
The Colony of
Democratic Socialists
201811419 189782019
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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1050182

Population2.218 billion

Currency131514525
Animal1951822112

The Colony of 1050182 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.218 billion 1050182ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.

The thriving 1050182ian economy, worth 164 trillion 131514525s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,385 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050182's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050182 is ranked 154,869th in the world and 443rd in Willow Farm for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 268.46 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,447thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,365thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,755thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,536thLargest Black Market: 16,089thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,930th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Average: 71st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 79th in the regionMost Politically Free: 80th in the regionMost Inclusive: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 1050182 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, the study of medicine is popular throughout 1050182.
  • : Following new legislation in 1050182, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.

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