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Highest Crime Rates: 3,315thLargest Black Market: 5,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,893rd
The Land of
Father Knows Best State
Mashed Potato do the Turkey Trot
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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1000 Dances

Population18.338 billion

CapitalWatusi
LeaderWilson Picket
FaithMusic

Currencydance
Animalshoe

The Land of 1000 Dances is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wilson Picket with an iron fist, and renowned for its feral children, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.338 billion 1000 Dancesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watusi. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.

The very strong 1000 Dancesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion dances a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,892 dances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. 1000 Dances's national animal is the shoe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Music.

1000 Dances is ranked 48,176th in the world and 1st in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.3 Bank.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,315thLargest Black Market: 5,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,909thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,480thLargest Populations: 9,692ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 12,248thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,016thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,365thHighest Economic Output: 18,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,609thBest Weather: 21,045thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,190thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,393rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,901stMost Authoritarian: 24,084th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 1000 Dances was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : 1000 Dances lodged a message on the The Kingdom of Burgundy Regional Message Board.
  • : 1000 Dances was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : 1000 Dances was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : 1000 Dances was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : 1000 Dances was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : 1000 Dances was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : 1000 Dances's influence in The Kingdom of Burgundy rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : 1000 Dances was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : 1000 Dances was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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