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Highest Crime Rates: 3,385thLargest Black Market: 5,442ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,405th
The Land of
Father Knows Best State
Mashed Potato do the Turkey Trot
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Auxiliary
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
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Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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1000 Dances

Population20.987 billion

CapitalWatusi
LeaderWilson Picket
FaithMusic

Currencydance
Animalshoe

The Land of 1000 Dances is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wilson Picket with an iron fist, and remarkable for its feral children, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.987 billion 1000 Dancesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, although Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watusi. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The very strong 1000 Dancesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion dances a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,088 dances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Sandmen are calling it a night, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. 1000 Dances's national animal is the shoe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Music.

1000 Dances is ranked 211,739th in the world and 12th in The Kingdom of Burgundy for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,385thLargest Black Market: 5,442ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,405thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,182ndLargest Populations: 9,001stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,062ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,966thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,286thHighest Economic Output: 18,063rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,407thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,601stBest Weather: 21,300thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,499thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,068th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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