by Max Barry

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Highest Economic Output: 1,091st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,186th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,288th
The Pogue Warriors of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Truck Assault Qualified
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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1-502nd Airborne Inf

Population27.672 billion



The Pogue Warriors of 1-502nd Airborne Inf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 27.672 billion 1-502nd Airborne Infians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panmunjom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 1-502nd Airborne Infian economy, worth a remarkable 5,915 trillion jumpwings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 213,777 jumpwings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 729,679 per year while the poor average 46,088, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. 1-502nd Airborne Inf's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

1-502nd Airborne Inf is ranked 148,311th in the world and 3rd in Korea for Most Income Equality, scoring 6.32 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Highest Economic Output: 1,091stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,186thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,516thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,522ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,728thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,217thFattest Citizens: 2,240thLargest Populations: 2,283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,438thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,745thLargest Retail Industry: 2,747thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,130thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,407thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,893rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,022ndMost Influential: 4,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,181stRudest Citizens: 4,495thHighest Average Incomes: 4,731stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,297thLargest Black Market: 5,734thMost Avoided: 5,828thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,793rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,732ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,751stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,449thMost Efficient Economies: 13,603rdSmartest Citizens: 15,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,354th

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