The Emirate of 0OGA is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.73 billion 0OGAians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooooga Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The strong 0OGAian economy, worth 97.4 trillion ROCK oogas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,302 ROCK oogas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,547 per year while the poor average 12,791, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, people who have lived their entire lives in 0OGA are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 0OGA's national animal is the Big 0oga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rock Worship.

0OGA is ranked 270,439^th in the world and 11^th in Coalition of Sovereign Nations for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -316.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.