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Most Primitive: 443rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 985thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,545th
The Emirate of
Moralistic Democracy
Ooga ooga. Oooga ooga
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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0OGA

Population1.73 billion

CapitalOoooga Town
FaithRock Worship

CurrencyROCK ooga
AnimalBig 0oga

The Emirate of 0OGA is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.73 billion 0OGAians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooooga Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The strong 0OGAian economy, worth 97.4 trillion ROCK oogas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,302 ROCK oogas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,547 per year while the poor average 12,791, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, people who have lived their entire lives in 0OGA are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 0OGA's national animal is the Big 0oga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rock Worship.

0OGA is ranked 270,439th in the world and 11th in Coalition of Sovereign Nations for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -316.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Primitive: 443rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 985thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,545thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,747thHighest Crime Rates: 1,864thMost Devout: 2,607thTop
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Most Influential: 3,760thMost Avoided: 4,368thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,953rdTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 19,565thMost Conservative: 20,078thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,385thLargest Mining Sector: 23,977thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,110th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 0OGA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : 0OGA lodged a message on the Coalition of Sovereign Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in 0OGA, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in 0OGA, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
  • : Following new legislation in 0OGA, people who have lived their entire lives in 0OGA are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in 0OGA, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
  • : 0OGA was reclassified from "Conservative Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in 0OGA, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : 0OGA lodged a message on the Coalition of Sovereign Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : 0OGA was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.

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