by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 161stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 685thMost Cheerful Citizens: 761st
The Android Fangirl of
Iron Fist Socialists
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Civil Rights
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073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121

Population12.424 billion

FaithWorship of Poppy

Currencydigital dollar

The Android Fangirl of 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Poppy with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 12.424 billion Poppies are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Poppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,433 trillion digital dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,860 digital dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is ranked 2,481st in the world and 61st in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.32 years.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 161stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 685thMost Cheerful Citizens: 761stNicest Citizens: 766thMost Compassionate Citizens: 815thLargest Welfare Programs: 820thMost Pacifist: 959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,116thMost Inclusive: 1,214thMost Devout: 1,331stBest Weather: 1,599thHighest Food Quality: 1,651stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,945thMost Developed: 1,997thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,000thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,481stLargest Governments: 2,700thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,709thLowest Crime Rates: 2,813thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,828thMost Cultured: 2,894thMost Influential: 3,232ndSmartest Citizens: 3,485thMost Efficient Economies: 3,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,837thHealthiest Citizens: 3,917thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,339thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,187thSafest: 8,395thHighest Economic Output: 9,647thHighest Average Incomes: 10,843rdTop
Most Income Equality: 15,673rdNudest: 16,182ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,768thHighest Drug Use: 26,643rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 105th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 154th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 162nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionSafest: 247th in the regionTop
Nudest: 283rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 292nd in the regionLargest Populations: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 365th in the regionMost Influential: 374th in the region