The Android Coral Guard of 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Poppy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.895 billion Poppies enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Poppian economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion digital dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,786 digital dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, Lesbos's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and builders across 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.

073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 is ranked 308,245^th in the world and 11,412^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.4 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.